yes

pussy wet and fertile . Mesopotamia

thoughtcascades:

I open and close this app like it’s a fridge

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mrnargle:

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whenever my program freezes

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glyphsmash:

my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us … every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

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lakevida:

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

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hjartasalt:

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

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muckmage:

if everyone in the world was always so niceys i’d totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet

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bagofbonesmp3:

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prohaloplayer:

does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet

becuzitisbitter:

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

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Anonymous asked:

how much water did u drink today ?

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

and still slurping

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chips1977:

the army has been defeated by the ancient king

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wuntrum:

water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy

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speedlimit15:

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

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skittypilled:

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

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lickmydecalsoffbaby:

in microdosing on mirth and whimsy twice a week

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