yes

i daydream of posting “bye” leaving tumblr forever and driving 12 hours away and throwing my phone in a culvert. too bad this will never happen because my phone is my soulmate and instead i tuck her lovingly into bed every night

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privilegejunkie:

horseavoider-deactivated2025020:
More people should be doing this

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prohaloplayer:

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

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gayspock-deactivated20250217:

gayspock-deactivated20250217:
dashboard is like a pond sometimes
lots of silly gooses

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pissvortex:

my chicken &yup i vaporized him

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prohaloplayer:

get yourself some mild cheddar from your fridgerator and put it in a bowl and smoke it and ask yourself why you did that

technofeudalism:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:
A two trick pony has been discovered
a third trick pony has struck the pentagon

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

putting a bunch of items in the incubator to see if you can hatch anything other than eggs 👍

reallyreallyreallytrying:

brushing one’s teeth… a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

theywontletmebeprincipal:

catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

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boneswindler:

ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

shrimpodile-art:

noticemk:
shrimpodile-art:
his ass is NOT a mechanic!!
btw op. if you even care .
i care.

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hbmmaster:

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

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