csny:
i daydream of posting “bye” leaving tumblr forever and driving 12 hours away and throwing my phone in a culvert. too bad this will never happen because my phone is my soulmate and instead i tuck her lovingly into bed every night
dashboard is like a pond sometimes
lots of silly gooses
get yourself some mild cheddar from your fridgerator and put it in a bowl and smoke it and ask yourself why you did that
shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:
A two trick pony has been discovered
a third trick pony has struck the pentagon
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putting a bunch of items in the incubator to see if you can hatch anything other than eggs 👍
brushing one’s teeth… a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more
catholic priest drag king called Father Issues
ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay
his ass is NOT a mechanic!!
btw op. if you even care .
i care.
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tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza