yes

manywinged:

manywinged:
my sleepy ass could never be executed at dawn
ALT

grox:

I just felt a spell bounce off of me

demoncvnt-deactivated20231012:

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

(via woodwool)

movedtofailhag2:

i’m not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

(via scar-scar-binks)

rubaedo:

pdfbabe:
pdfbabe:
pdfbabe:
normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy
guy who changes his name from robert to tom
that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

xixijinping:

stylesloveclub:

fallingtowers:

gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong

(via babybird)

cobragardens:

crippled-peeper:
don’t kill yourselves theres too few freaks in the world as it is
This is easily the most effective anti-suicide message I have ever seen

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

it’s crazy how ice isn’t a food. you could eat so much you got a tired jaw and any ref would agree. you didn’t eat

snacco:

omegaverse:
women need gnocchi
many are saying this

(via fartgallery)

pissvortex:

google is a wretched, evil beast to me, baying and screaming horrifically. but google scholar is a friend and lover

(via scar-scar-binks)

singulartrout:

sullina:
its-ya-bo:
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

joofsterslanitster:

(via scar-scar-binks)

kousera:

tanadrin:
scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.
some of you would thrive in a monastery

(via joshpeck)