my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us … every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄
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why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
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if everyone in the world was always so niceys i’d totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet
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does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet
Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.
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water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy
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very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
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in microdosing on mirth and whimsy twice a week